Naruto
Pest Control
Tag · 21 works
13 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 85% are complete. The average one runs about 4,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
Works
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Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
A potentially explicit work
Stargate Atlantis+1
The Best Laid Plans...
by LogicGunn
Rodney knew they were breeding; at first (in the spring) because he spotted them picking through and flying off with the scrappy twigs that litter the ground where he and John saw and chop wood, and then (in the summer) because they were no longer gorging on their well-gotten gains from the back patch but cramming live worms into their beaks and flying off, the wriggling tails sticking out between their mandibles like plump, juicy tendrils.
Supernatural+1
Beggars Cant be Choosers
by PL1
Oscar's worst fear looms over his head. Pest control has arrived at the motel where he makes his home within the walls, and he has to make the tough decision to leave before he's discovered. His only option comes in the form of a pair of drifters in one of the rooms, Sam and Dean Winchester.
Naruto
Maybe This Time
by joeriezeilany
The thing about using forbidden jutsu is that you could never be sure what it would demand of you, or what cost it would enact on you. One thing you can be certain of is that it would strip you of something most precious, the greatest thing of value, dear to your being. Myths, legends, and even written accounts were vague about it. That’s why it became labeled as forbidden, for those who had used it, had lost something irreplaceable, never to be recovered. or Izanagi's cost was the caster's eyes. but what if it isn't?
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Hitman Professional Pest Control
by meiikoro
Felix can't deal with his roommate, Dimitri, any longer, so he decides to hire a hitman and just get rid of him. The only complication is that hiring a hitman isn't as simple as Felix assumed...
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
A potentially explicit work
Original Work+1
Brothers Apart Side
by nightmares06
One day, the motel that Garen lived in with his family decided to call pest control. Now, no one's safe and he has to try to get everyone out of the building without being seen. What does fate have in store for them?
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
While I Play With The
by CoatWrites
Link picks up Zelda's scent in castle town.
Minecraft (Video Game)+2
Wilbur Calls Ant-Eater
by TuffStuff
"Hello? Are you the person who lives here? Wilbur soot?" The end of the anteater's snout moved as though he was speaking. But he was speaking. That was his mouth on the end of his snout.Wilbur was gonna faint. His worst fear. His hatred for anteaters was standing right in front of him. He hadn't seen the tongue yet and he didn't want to. The snout was enough.orWilbur calls ant-eater pest control and has to face his hatred and fear of anteaters :)
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
A potentially explicit work
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
A potentially explicit work
The Borrowers - All Media Types
New Beginnings
by Fckingcabbages1
Finnet goes through his morning wishing he had some variety in his life, little does he know he might get more than he bargained for.
Kevin Can Fuck Himself (TV 2021)
A potentially explicit work
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
A potentially explicit work
Corejourney
Core Journey to his
by ShaZaSha
A Corejourney-inspired AU (all of the people in here agreed to this).PC is planning to attack CB, but their element of surprise is lost when Sillychubbs accidentally overhears their plans. Will he manage to save his friends in time? And why did the mysterious stranger spare his life?
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Begone Wrackspurts!
by SquibNation10
Lysander means “liberator of mankind”—and at just four years old, he takes that duty very seriously. At Teddy Lupin’s ninth birthday party, something feels off. The other children aren’t talking, aren’t playing together—they’re glued to the gift box grandfather Arthur has set up and Lysander (Zander) knows it's evil! Their eyes glassy, their heads fuzzy. The real culprit is clear, mummy warned him: Wrackspurts! The adults are busy (again) but Lysander and his twin Lorcan (Lorie) by his side, Lysander sets out on a mission to save his friends—and maybe all of wizardkind—from a very fuzzy fate!
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Bughunters
by Supermouse
Now that the Wizarding War is over and everyone has been saved by little baby Harry Potter, Berenice needs Remus Lupin, not as an object of marriage, but as a business partner. He has the Defence Against the Dark Arts expertise she needs, and she knows she can manage a successful business, sending him out to hunt doxies and Grindylow. All she has to do is keep him focused on the company.Unfortunately, Remus Lupin mopes, lacks ambition and is easily distracted. It will take hard work to build up a successful business, but that renovated building is where Berenice's attention sits, while wizarding history moves forward entirely without her.Now and then events impinge on the company, unavoidably. It's a nuisance.They just need to not get stamped out entirely, or dragged into a whole new Wizarding War.(This is not a romance. No romance is involved. No on-screen action scenes either.)
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)+1
Restoration
by narsus
The bell-ringing woman rings a sinister bell.
Under Market
Under Market
by UnorthadoxScribe
Bradley is a tired, middle aged gentleman in the pest control business. Not just your usual run of the mill pest control business though - one for the most mystical of pests. When a job calls for him to visit an underground market, Bradley gets more than he bargains for : a daunting, taxing quest that he is "just too old for!"