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Homestuck
by childishGambino
In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
Homestuck
by PunkZucchini, sicklekind
Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally immigrating to Earth.
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Homestuck
by VastDerp
Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
Homestuck
Homestuck
by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE -- TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus. TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood. TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute -- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash -- TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother. -- Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent. 1) Rose & various; Feferi 2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave 3) Jade & Gamzee 4) Roxy & Eridan 5) Dirk & Roxy & ??
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Homestuck
by sunflowerwonder
TG: lets say i humor you TG: and lets pretend all this junk theatrically spewing from your inarticulate mouth like the niagara falls of bullshit is actually legit TG: what the hell do you want from me
Homestuck
by orphan_account
Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.
Homestuck
by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts -- CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP. CG: ITEM 0. CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST. CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS. Sequel to Awake at Night.
Homestuck
by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
1. TA: gue22 what ii found. AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses* CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES. TA: iit'2 ... TA: iiiiiit'2 ...... TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2. -- 2. EB: vriska AG: Wow! AG: Do my eyes deceive me? The great John Eg8ert, lowering himself to talking to a 8ig not-nice meanie like me? AG: … W8. How are you even contacting me right now, I thought we were out of the game!!!!!!!! AG: Is this another FRIGGING DREAM8U88LE??? RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH! -- Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent.
Homestuck
by sicklekind
Dave and Karkat have a long overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).
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Homestuck
by paraTactician
SOLLUX: tz, n0. SOLLUX: we are not even having this c0nversation. TEREZI: WHY NOT? >:[ SOLLUX: because it’s fucking ridicul0us, is why not. SOLLUX: i d0n’t like the guy. SOLLUX: he’s an asshole.
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Homestuck
by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously??? CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT! CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY??? EB: ... EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies. CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT. CG: MAKE UP. CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.
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