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The Hobbit - All Media Types+1

A Hairy Misunderstanding

by amethystviolist

Bilbo was thrilled to finally sit down and trim his hair after long, long months on the road to Erebor. But when Thorin discovers Bilbo giving himself a haircut, all hell breaks loose. Bilbo is confused, the dwarves are all very worried and loud, and turns out there's some significant cultural differences no one thought to discuss with the resident hobbit. And a good pair of scissors have to pay the price for their misunderstanding.

Teen 3.9k words 1 ch Complete 3k kudos

Emotional Hurt/Comfort · Misunderstandings · Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences · Haircuts· +7 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+2

Never Steal From A Burglar

by harrypanther

When Thorin is kidnapped while returning from a meeting in Dale, Bilbo is furious since everyone was expecting him to be the one at risk. In fact Dwalin had fourteen different plans to deal with the kidnapping of the Consort-Under-The-Mountain! But not a single one for retrieving the King... Finding himself feeling especially dwavishly possessive about his missing spouse, Bilbo decides it's time to go hunting for his stolen husband… Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights belong to MGM, New Line and Warner Bros. I own nothing except a really overactive imagination...

Teen 21k words 5 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

Post-Bofta · Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor · Married Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield· +2 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

A Memorable Misunderstanding

by Xycho

Slowly he raised the scissors to his soft curls; the sounds of the scissors snipping and cutting his hair echoed in the quiet walls of his bedchamber, the sounds of snipping and hair falling to the stone floors repeated in the silence of his chamber; as Bilbo cut one last stray curl, a sudden wail of shock brought his attention to the now open door of his chamber. He abruptly turns his attention to the door to see Fili and Kili running quickly at his direction, as Kili quickly took the scissors from his hands, he opened his mouth to protest about the rudeness of their actions, but he was cut off by Fili yelling “Bilbo! What are you…” Fili stopped mid-sentence, as he and Kili stared at Bilbo with eyes wide and full of worry. They both stand in front of him with wide eyes and feet frozen on the spot. Bilbo sat there on his chair, confused with Fili and Kili's action. “What are you two doing barging in and stealing my scissors?” Bilbo questioned with an air of irritation from them rudely taking the scissors he had borrowed from Dori.

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 916 kudos

Accidental Therapy(?) · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Comedy · Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences· +10 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

The Price The Gods Decree

by harrypanther

Dwarves have Ones, their perfect partner gifted them by Mahal and they love only once. Hobbits also only love once, their partner being termed a Heart-Mate. But Dwarves and Hobbits are also secretive about their most personal matters and sometimes, not knowing how another race works can be a serious problem.When rumours circulate that the Prince Consort of Erebor is spending an excessive amount of time with the Miner Bofur, the suggestions of an affair take on a life of their own. Reaching the ears of the King, a humiliated and jealous Thorin confronts his husband in Council and a misunderstanding morphs into something catastrophic. But neither partner realises the true price of what they have done...

Teen 85k words 16 ch Complete 838 kudos

Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Angst and Feels · Dragon Sickness· +15 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types

Politeness and manners

by Le_Noir

Hobbits' and Dwarves' courting habits are as far and different as their own homelands. When a Hobbit unexpectedly shows up in Dale, Bilbo and Thorin will learn this the hard way.

General 5.4k words 1 ch Complete 586 kudos

Post-Bofta · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Alternate Universe - Hobbits in Erebor · Cultural Differences· +5 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

A Path Through Light And Shadows

by harrypanther

Following the Battle of Five Armies, a Dwarven King struggles with the consequences of his actions. But no amount of remorse or penance can seem to bring him the absolution he seeks until he realises there is only one sacrifice that matches the magnitude of his crimes. In the Shire, Bilbo Baggins receives a letter with some very unexpected contents…Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. The film rights remains with Warner Bros, MGM and New Line Cinema.

Teen 22k words 2 ch Complete 565 kudos

Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Angst · Angst with a Happy Ending · Bilbo is conflicted· +6 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

Letters

by DesertLily

The Company survive the Battle of the Five Armies but Bilbo Baggins still returns to the Shire. Over the years, he reflects on his life and what it never was.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 209 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Bittersweet · Dwarf Courting· +5 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+1

Opportunity

by Dragonsquill (dragonsquill)

It was after a particularly annoying morning, followed by an especially vigorous session of “make the miner moan for more,” that Bofur brought up the idea of an opportunity.

Teen 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 113 kudos

Canon Compliant · Post-Bofta · Romantic Comedy

The Hobbit - All Media Types

Empty Chairs at Empty

by merlinn (orphan_account)

Bilbo is the only member of Thorin & Co. to survive the Battle of the Five Armies.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 40 kudos

Everyone dies except bilbo · Heavy Angst · Dark · Suicidal Thoughts· +5 more

the hobbit (films)

waking hour

by Juliana_Homicide

Loss has always come when Thranduil least expected it.

Teen 711 words 1 ch Complete 27 kudos

Post-Bofta · everyone lives au · Kinda · Major character death - Freeform· +3 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types

Journey of the Heart

by JaceDexter

A song about wrote with bagginshield in mind which is obvious. This is my first published work on here so go easy on me.

General 234 words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos

Song - Freeform · poem · bagginshield · Thilbo· +5 more