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Dream SMP

Fatherhood's Rough When You're in Space

by Teeth_Hoarder

The Syndicate gets called out as pest control (can you believe it?) and Phil decides to take the job, only to find that the pest is a human, and things only get more complicated from there.Or,I still suck at summaries even after all this time and Wilbur soot is a human dad to two alien bebes

Teen 100k words 59 ch Complete 266 kudos

Adoptive Parent Wilbur Soot · Alexis | Quackity Speaks Spanish · Alien Alexis | Quackity · Alien Phil Watson | Philza· +28 more

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)+3

A Family by Choice

by FujinoLover

Mary Sue Poots had new foster parents, shorty-Sam and gangly-Sam.

General 5k words 1 ch Complete 262 kudos

Crossover · Alternate Universe · Questionable Parenting Methods

Critical Role (Web Series)+1

to shine with wings (to soar with light)

by Soheil

Cyrus might have been able to shine, but Brontë? Brontë could soar. Cyrus is the firstborn, but he would always be the second best. It wasn’t something to be angry about, or even jealous. It was simply a fact. Cyrus has the power, but Brontë has the passion, the reason to use it.But none of that matters.Because Cyrus is the heir, and Brontë is the second son. They’re both Wyvernwinds.And that was all they ever would be.

Teen 4.6k words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

(spoiler: it's the person that Dorian saw murdered at a ball) · Angst · Campaign 3 (Critical Role) · Character Study· +9 more

Overwatch (Video Game)

Father Knows Best

by Black_Morticia

Genji slacking off wasn’t anything new to anyone, especially not to his father. Whether it was his friends, his date for the week, or just plain laziness it was expected out of the young Shimada. So when he starts obessessing over an online game, everyone was ready to just deal with it. But Sojiro realizes he needs a new method to solve an old problem. Unconventional yes but when have parents ever made sense?

General 3k words 1 ch Complete 25 kudos

Comedy · Humor · Young Hanzo Shimada · Young Genji Shimada· +6 more

Campamento desventura (Web Series)+1

Prepare For An Aching

by RAINBOWRAVE

(lyrics from the front bottoms "looking like you just woke up")A confessional of all of Alec's guilt in an attempt to repent. Some yapping about my interpretation of Alec in the end note.

General 484 words 1 ch Complete 23 kudos

Angst · Hurt No Comfort · Short One Shot · Stream of Consciousness· +14 more

Dragon Age (Video Games)

The spymaster's pause

by acrosspontneuf (FangedAngel)

The Inquisition's spymaster receives a visit from old friends and finally gets to meet their daughter.

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 14 kudos

Aunt Leliana · Kidfic · Nugs · Questionable Parenting Methods· +1 more

My Hero Academia

To Unravel Completely.

by Everyone_Is_Below_Me

“Get up,” Kariage says to himself, because that’s what he used to grit out when he’d come out of a blackout sprawled out on the floor, when he couldn’t feel his legs, when blood was splattered across his face.“Get up,” he says again. His chest starts to burn and his throat is tight and his eyes are itching with unshed tears. “Get up.”[No matter how much Kariage wants to rip his thoughts and his heart out and brandish them above his head like a war trophy and shout, WHY AM I STILL BLEEDING?, he only smiles, and stands steady, and goes on.] OR: Agei Ashikari’s wounds have long since healed, but he is still bleeding.

Teen 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 11 kudos

Adoptive family · Character Study · Child Abuse · Early morning talks· +9 more

Original Work

Paris!

by maryshelleynumberone

In 1958, after being blackmailed by distant successful relatives across the country, the charismatic forty-year-old con artist Malice C. is forced to take in his thirteen-year-old cousin, Clovis, a young boy who was sent to live with him from across the country under his wing at his home in Paris, Texas.

Teen 1.3k words 1 / ? ch In progress 5 kudos

1950's music · 1950s · All (most) of the characters are bad people so · Atheism· +30 more

Pokemon - All Media Types+4

Worthy

by Sastrei

Eleven year-old Lance has already proven his worthiness to the Dragon God. But his own father is not as convinced.Part 1 of an ongoing series of Champion Lance's past and youth.Other stories will include interactions with young Lance and Clair, how their rivalry began, their Grandfather the Master, their Grandmother the Matron, Lance's mother (who is completely unknown in canon), the pokemon of the Dragon Holy Land, and friendships in Clan Blackthorn that helped forge Lance into who he is.Because the OG Champion deserves more of a backstory, so I'm gonna tell it.-----Although it's entirely readable, parts of this won’t make sense unless you’ve read the main story, The Fire’s Wake:https://archiveofourown.org/works/45960103/chapters/115682587(Which if you’re hungry for more Lance backstory has plenty waiting for you)

General 1k words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

Lance Needs a Hug · The Blackthorn Clan sucks at mental health · Childhood trauma in the making · Questionable Parenting Methods