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Captain America (Movies)+1

If I Knew You Were

by OddityBoddity

They’re the broken ones. That’s what Clint figures the rest think about him and Barnes. Clint with his eardrums trashed, Barnes with a regiment’s worth of trauma and a psychotic cybernetic arm, put in the same room and told to make nice while the others get to go on missions and do important things and save the world. Well they're not broken. So of course they got bored and tired of being sidelined and decided to entertain themselves. And of course they ended up wanted, running through the streets of Paris with bananas down their pants and gendarmes in pursuit. Of course they did.

Teen 27k words 19 ch Complete 2.7k kudos

Deaf Clint Barton · Getting Better Bucky Barnes · Baking · Not Canon Compliant· +38 more

Captain America (Movies)+2

Znal by chto ty pridiesh

by Sangrill

Инвалиды. Такими, должно быть, их с Барнсом видят остальные. Посаженные в одну комнату с наказом вести себя хорошо, пока остальные ездят на задания, занимаются важными вещами и спасают мир. Так вот, вовсе они не инвалиды. Так что им, само собой, становится скучно сидеть на скамейке запасных, и потому они решают найти себе развлечение. И, само собой, в итоге оказываются в розыске и убегают от жандармов по парижским улочкам с бананами в штанах. Само собой. П/пер: Свободные от здравого смысла приключения килограмма бананов во времени и пространстве.

Teen 23k words 19 ch Complete 450 kudos Russian

Deaf Clint Barton · Getting Better Bucky Barnes · Baking · Not Canon Compliant· +40 more

Iron Man (Movies)+1

Spam Bot

by Del_Rion

Even Tony Stark gets spam every once in a while – but only he has an AI that will eventually become ticked off by it, and move to do something about the issue. Or: the one time J.A.R.V.I.S. almost broke the internet.Written for: Fills a prompt on my table (sci-fi, MCU/Tony Stark) at fc-smorgasbord (square: hacker).

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 420 kudos

BAMF Jarvis (Iron Man movies) · Community: fc_smorgasbord · POV JARVIS (Iron Man movies) · Pre-Iron Man 1· +2 more

Haikyuu!!

New Group Chat

by blweebuniverse

Sugawara: Okay guys! It’s confirmed, we are having a club field trip at the end of this year! Hinata: Oooh yay!! Hinata: I’m so excited!! Hinata: It’s gonna be so much fun!Hinata: I love field trips!Hinata: I can’t wait!!Hinata: I am going to start packing now!!! XDSugawara: You don’t have to do that Hinata, the trip is in two months...OrHinata spams a lot, and Tsukishima wants to make a new group chat without him. As usual chaos ensued...

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 299 kudos

AsaNoya - Freeform · Chaotic Good · Cinnamon Roll Hinata Shouyou · Cute· +22 more

Iron Man (Movies)+1

FRIDAY VS Spam

by AnonEhouse

FRIDAY gets a blackmail spam.And fights back, as I wish I could do.

General 479 words 1 ch Complete 201 kudos

Starkbot Feels · Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie) · SPAM

Thor (Movies)+2

zombies and spam

by Merideath

Down to a handful of bullets, three arrows and four shotgun shells. Fantastic.

Teen 511 words 1 ch Complete 149 kudos

Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton if you squint · Humor · Banter · Zombies· +2 more

iCarly

Domestic Encounters

by FossilizedCake

Carly returns home to find a certain older brother and meat-loving best friend spending quality time together in her former apartment. Spencer/Sam(written in 2015 and originally posted on ff.net, revised)

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 104 kudos

Age Difference · Carly comes home · Family · Fix-It· +5 more

Avatar: Legend of Korra

Spam Girl Whos Spam Girl

by Elzzorr

“Those filters take a while huh?”Asami glanced back down at the slowly receding waterline as the water dripped out of the filter. Her cheeks were a little pink from her startled fumbling, but nodded. “Unfortunately. I’ve been working on optimizing the filter so it’ll go faster without compromising quality but progress is still as slow as the filter speed,” she joked.ORAsami is a college student who has to fill up her water pitcher in the communal kitchen of her dorm. Korra is a college student who always cooks Spam at midnight in said communal kitchen. Quiet crushes and embarrassing crush nicknames ensue.Week 1 Bonus of the Summer Grounds Challenge: Water

Teen 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Summer Grounds Challenge · Water · SPAM · Lots of Spam· +9 more

Final Fantasy XV

Don't Spam

by nychus

Ignis makes Spam Musubi and Noctis doesn't know what to think about it.

General 524 words 1 ch Complete 61 kudos

Dinner · SPAM · Silly

Smallville

SPAM Clex fic

by LastScorpion

This goes AU around s4 of SV, I guess -- I wrote it in 2005. Also, it's not my fault - [ LJ User: treetracer ] triple dog dared me to write a story where Clark cooks Lex SPAM. LOL! Click through if you dare.

Teen 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 24 kudos

Romance · Crack · Food · italics abuse· +8 more

The Railway Series - W. Awdry+1

Spamcan the Gruff Engine

by Weirdo_with_A_Quill

Dear Friends,Spamcan is a Class 46 diesel engine who was recently bought by Sir Stephen Hatt as part of the Furness Line extension to Lancaster. The large blue diesel mostly runs on the Furness Line, pulling coaches and trucks from Barrow to the Other Railway and back. He’s not the most polite of engines, but he may just have a soft spot…The Author.

General 3.3k words 4 ch Complete 18 kudos

Accidents · Arguing · Based on the Railway Series · General train-related shenanigans· +9 more

Captain America (Movies)+2

[Art] If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake

by falano

They’re the broken ones. That’s what Clint figures the rest think about him and Barnes. Clint with his eardrums trashed, Barnes with a regiment’s worth of trauma and a psychotic cybernetic arm, put in the same room and told to make nice while the others get to go on missions and do important things and save the world. Well they're not broken. So of course they got bored and tired of being sidelined and decided to entertain themselves. And of course they ended up wanted, running through the streets of Paris with bananas down their pants and gendarmes in pursuit. Of course they did. Art for If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake by OddityBoddity.

Teen 10 words 5 ch Complete 14 kudos

Ableism · Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Art · Bad Science· +40 more

Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Tighnari.

by SapTheTwee

I love tighnari

General 94k words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos

I love tighnari · SPAM · Tighnari - Freeform · i could never get bored of tighnari· +2 more