Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Captain America (Movies)+1
The Long Road Begins at
by owlet
Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Doctor Strange (2016)+2
outtakes
by imposterhuman
There were definitely benefits to dating a wizard. Now that Stephen was back in the Compound, Tony had an easy escape to anything and everything. Annoying meeting? Portal. Asshole teammates? Portal.And, of course, Stephen’s verbal put downs were a thing to behold. or, outtakes from my verse "ironstrange vs the rogues"TEAM IRON MAN- DONT LIKE, DONT READ!
My Hero Academia
Worthless Necessity
by Kirityu_Ryukaro
Quirks aren't everything in this world, nor is your family status.Animals are treated less than humans, even though they have the capacity to feel emotions and think for themselves. They're pushed away, merely because they're not human. Nezu? Heck, he's so smart, everyone's scared of what would happen if they got on his bad side. Half the society, at the very least, still think that he's just an animal.Midoriya? No quirk, he's ranked even lower, less than human. At least Nezu still had a quirk.At least, that's what they thought.Warning: This fic contains depression, suicide, self harm, etc.
Marvel Cinematic Universe+3
Born from Chaos
by QueenOfALotOfDifferentWorlds
After surviving his life up to his eighteenth birthday, Harry wasn't really surprised when he got a letter that told him his biological father was Tony Stark. Exasperated? Absolutely. Surprised? Not so much. He had stopped thinking anything was too crazy to happen to him around the time he fought a fifty feet long Basilisk obeying a memory from a diary with an old hat and a sword. As a fucking twelve year old. Already on the search for himself outside of the boy who lived twice, Harry decides to visit his biological father. Tony thought after meeting literal gods, fighting against invading Aliens and flying a Nuke through a wormhole into space that nothing could shock him anymore. He is, of course, wrong. Trying to house the Avengers is anything but a piece of cake, especially while ignoring his crush on Captain America of all people. But nothing tops finding out that he has a son. A son he didn't know about. A son that has the same look in his startling green eyes that Tony recognizes from his own reflection. Tony has no idea if he can be a father, especially to someone who looks so lost but he will die trying, that's for sure. The story is completed! Updates weekly!
Teen Wolf (TV)+3
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Captain America (Movies)+1
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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My Hero Academia
It Takes a Child to Teach a Village
by Plantsandpaints
Life doesn't always go the way you want it to. Sometimes it just throws you in a garbage can and lights the garbage can on fire and laughs as you scream in agony. And all you can do is tell yourself that it'll be okay. That you'll be okay. And sometimes you're right and you wake up the next morning to a wonderful day full of sunshine and rainbows and singing birds and you start living life in a damn Disney movie. Other times you're wrong. The cycle just continues. Maybe Life adds lighter fluid next time. Or fills the bottom of the can with dead fish. And it's up to you to get up off your sorry ass and do something to fix your life because it is clear that you're basically alone. When there's no hero coming to save you, you're forced to save yourself. Be your own hero. Izuku decides the best way to be a hero is to be a teacher.
Batman (Comics)+2
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My Hero Academia
Spending All Your Time (In This Wrong Situation)
by RayShippouUchiha
“Are you brain damaged?” Eraser practically demands after a long, drawn out moment.“Not any more than usual,” Izuku reassures him as earnestly as he can manage. Occasional head trauma tends to be a part of the job description after all.“You realize I’m holding you captive don’t you?” Eraser sounds more exasperated than Izuku feels is necessary at the moment. “You’re aware that you’re under heavy quirk suppressants and at my mercy right?”“Yeah, well, you’ve been here for six years and you don’t even have a couch,” Izuku can’t help but point out. “So, really, which one of us is actually the issue here?”
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1
Not a lie at all
by Indigomountain
Harry thought it was rather odd how few lies he actually told. You would think a wizard living in the middle of muggle New York would lie his arse off. But he didn’t think he’d once lied while explaining something magical to a muggle. Sure most of the time he came off as a complete and utter prick. It was also hilarious because no one ever believed him. He was a regular Luna Lovegood!
One Piece (Anime & Manga)
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A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin+1
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Deadpool - All Media Types+3
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Deadpool - All Media Types+4
stuck by the glue oh and
by prngslvr
“It's just joking about, Wade doesn't mean it when he flirts with me.” He murmured, aware that the man was about eight feet away.“But you do?” She raised a brow.“I don't flirt with him?” Did he?“Honey I can't see a damn thing but I know you're in each other's personal space constantly." OR; In which Logan and Wade are incredibly domestic and everyone but them can see it. And then the whole thing comes to a head in the final scene of the movie, which I've changed obviously.(sequel now up!!!!!! ily)
Danny Phantom+1
A Visit to Paris
by Sphinx_of_Black_Quartz
Danny was taught from a young age not to make deals with voices in his head. That makes things.... difficult for a certain French supervillain.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Avatar Makes Three
by AvocadoLove
The end of the war was within reach when disaster struck: Avatar Aang lost his life while energy-bending Ozai. But out of the darkness comes one last chance at hope, because the Avatar spirit was reborn… in Aang's instructors. Featuring time travel, meta snarking, and Avatar Zuko, Avatar Katara and Avatar Toph deciding to screw the rules and end the war their way. Prologue
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Kingsman The
by LazyBaker
A deleted scene where Eggsy is injected with a serum that makes him say everything that’s on his mind and he literally cannot stop talking about how amazing Harry is while Harry watches on both horrified and utterly smitten.
My Hero Academia