Supernatural+1
The Deadly Deal
by gunsandbutter
Dear Reader, If you are in the mood for a heartwarming tale about the thrilling adventures of two handsome and carefree brothers, I regret to inform you that you have made a most unfortunate miscalculation. This particular story documents the trials and tribulations of Sam and Dean Winchester, the simple fact of which is enough to make it one of the most unpleasant stories in all the world. The plot, I’m sorry to say, includes such miseries as missed opportunities, lime-green bathtubs, an unfamiliar code, stolen gasoline, a mysterious disappearance, and clowns. I am compelled by love and executive decree to record the ghastly and ghostly details of the Winchester brothers’ lives, but you are under no such obligation, so I urge you to close your browser at once and go do something productive with your life, or at the very least select another story. With all due respect, G. N. Butter