South Park
Craig Likes Vanilla Ice
by spaghettiandpeas (orphan_account)
Craig explains why you should never go swimming at a water park with your friends. Especially if one of those friends happens to be your love interest. Don't do it, he says. Listen to his story, maybe he can convince you. Throughout his day with Clyde, Clyde is acting wayyy differently than he normally would. He isn't doing the expected, "flirting with all the girls wearing bikinis" and making dumb jokes He acts strangely like a gentleman, and Craig pretty convinced Clyde has something up his ass that is making him act funny. Holding his hand, buying him ice cream, you name it, Craig is being treated like a boyfriend. But who says he's smart enough to pick up on it? holY COW WAS THIS A PUPPY TO WRITE. LIKE JFC I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN SOMETHING SO LONG. This was meant to be a small little oneshot as a joke, but somehow I ended up writing 19k words. That's a huge milestone for me, idk how I'll top that. Although I'm two months late due to the length of this monster, this fic was for my buddy Loke, who runs the askyandereclyde and clydesjournal blogs! he's pretty hella, and I'm sorry this is so late dude. Happy Birthday you silly meme. If you've got tumblr go check this nerd out: lokedoodles.tumblr.com
