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19 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 89% are complete. The average one runs about 3,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Bridgerton (TV)+1

You’re my wife?

by YellowQuill

“Man... you are an eye candy, Are you…are you…a model?” “Woah…” he added for emphasis, his tone filled with awe. Penelope snorted, barely keeping a straight face. “No, Colin. Just your wife. Here with your cracker.” She waved the little snack in front of him, getting his attention. Anesthesia has Colin totally out of it - and totally in love with Penelope…again.

General 964 words 1 ch Complete 681 kudos

Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton · Colin Bridgerton Loves Penelope Featherington · Colin invented the art of Downbadism · Comfort No Hurt· +6 more

Bridgerton (TV)+1

You’re my wife?

by Canine_Scribbling_Woman

Anesthesia has Colin totally out of it - and totally in love with Penelope…again.  ( Reposting with changes. Previously posted Anonymously)

General 964 words 1 ch Complete 642 kudos

Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton · Colin Bridgerton Loves Penelope Featherington · Colin invented the art of Downbadism · Established Relationship· +3 more

Dream SMP+2

Double Trouble

by Anonymous

George starts flirting with Dream on stream. Wilbur gets a little bit jealous, understandably. After all, George isn’t exactly aware of their relationship. So, of course, there’s only one thing to do.Be a little bit of a twat.(Note from Wolfsbane Anon: lmao I’m back did you miss me?)

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 163 kudos

Jealous Wilbur Soot · Jealousy · Flirting · Communication· +12 more

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)+1

ClintCoulson 46 -

by tisfan

Aw, crackers, no...So, it turns out, you don't eat 'em...

General 909 words 1 ch Complete 156 kudos

Christmas Fluff · Christmas Party · crackers · Natasha Is a Good Bro· +1 more

NCT (Band)

Nomin Ice Cream

by glaukostella

Jaemin decides to buy ice cream (and possibly catch a walking sunshine as his boyfriend) on a fine summer day. What could possibly go wrong?

General 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 111 kudos

Crack · can't spell frick without fic from crack fic · mentions of other nct members - Freeform · idk probably some stronk words· +3 more

Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)

Crackers turned me human

by Mufffy, TrashArtist

Can an innocent question about if an android can eat human food bring a family together? Maybe.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 94 kudos

Father-Son Relationship · Deviant Connor (Detroit: Become Human) · crackers · ?? - Freeform· +9 more

markiplier - Fandom+3

For Better Or For Worse

by Mixolydia

Wilford caught a stomach bug and it's up to Dark to look after him.

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 82 kudos

Vomiting · throughout · Sickness · diarrhoea· +37 more

The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien+2

A Hobbit Advent Calendar

by Rosa_Cotton

Glimpses of love, friendship, and family among hobbits, elves, dwarves, men, and wizards during Advent, spanning through the ages. Bookverse, movieverse, AU.

General 3.5k words 5 ch Complete 79 kudos

Advent Calendar · 25 Days of Hobbit · Christmas Fluff · Friendship· +65 more

Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer

The Element of Surprise

by spaget1t

It's Sophomore year and Imogen has a peculiar lab partner. OR It's Sophomore year (again) and Edward has a peculiar lab partner.

General 7k words 4 / ? ch In progress 46 kudos

10th grade · Assassins & Hitmen · Bad Fashion Choices · Best Friends· +25 more

Kuroko's Basketball

Cracking Adventures

by Of_Lights_and_Shadows

Midorima and Takao share crackers. (alternatively, If Midorima was allowed to eat only one thing.)

General 141 words 1 ch Complete 28 kudos

Attempt at Humor · crackers · yes that's right - Freeform · Fluff and Crack· +7 more

My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

A Mother's Love

by DenaeWolf

Inko loves her son Izuku and always does her best to take care of him, but when she comes down with a cold little Izuku helps take care of her. Just a one-shot story filled with wholesome cuteness between a mother and son. Enjoy!

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 21 kudos

Baby Midoriya Izuku · Caught a Cold · Chicken Soup · Cute· +13 more

Good Omens (TV)+2

To the Moon and Back

by LillysoftheValley

This is essentially just Wallace and Gromit's 'A Grand Day Out' but Ineffable.There is no cheese left in the house and Aziraphale is hungry so, naturally, he persuades Crowley to turn the Bentley into a rocket and drive to the moon because everyone knows the moon is made of cheese. (Aziraphale may know a lot of things, but how the moon works is not one of them. And no, Crowley was not responsible for faking the moon landing. The Point Is he was responsible for people THINKING someone faked the moon landing. It made more sense on paper.)

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 20 kudos

Aziraphale doesn't know how the moon works · Cheese · Eating · Food· +13 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+1

Crackers

by gambitsgeekyprincess

this one is very short becasue i don't have much expernice with party crackers

General 192 words 1 ch Complete 18 kudos

AU · Alternate Universe · Everybody Lives · Hobbit Advent· +4 more

Supernatural RPF

Seeing Her

by Shapesfrom221B

Jared wakes up post-op and confused, but who is this beautiful woman?

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 18 kudos

True Love · Love at First Sight · Schmoop · really - Freeform· +6 more

Marvel Cinematic Universe+3

Quick Thinking

by MistyBeethoven

Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch both have swift thoughts and ideas as they learn to live with each other. No better exemplified when Peter Maximoff forgets a cardinal rule of living with a lady and Wanda Maximoff realizes that her unbrother is missing his family.*Potentially bad taste but hopefully done with enough discretion and sweetness to be forgivable.

Teen 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 17 kudos

Angst and Humor · Arcades · Awkwardness · Bathrooms· +18 more