Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1
family is more than just blood, but it helps
by chaoscookiescrimes
Intoxicated on palladium and alcohol he absolutely should not be drinking Tony allows two teenagers who ask to be his children to take some of his blood because he’s dying anyway so why not take a foray into the occult? Except he doesn’t die and a few months later the kids he thought he dreamt up are in his living room scolding him about his decisions and healing the god of mischief of his well-deserved injuries. Or, how Tony accidentally acquires two teenaged sorcerers as children and they decide to keep him. Or, sometimes blood family is just a chosen family you took blood from.


