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Homestuck

an aspiring novelist with a crippling addiction to gay alien porn

by sburbanite

Title translation for Alternian readers:IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.

Teen 11k words 9 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

pesterlogs · silliness · Writing a romance novel · Figuring out it's been about you all along· +4 more

Homestuck

Icarus

by batterwitch_dumb_basses

When Sollux messages Eridan in the middle of the night, he isn't expecting much. Eridan hasn't been around for a sweep, and nobody quite knows what happened to him after Feferi challenged the Empress and escaped.But Eridan has been shipped off to the military, and something is not quite right. Little clues escape between his words, and the clock keeps turning out of sync with every passing second.

Teen 127k words 97 / ? ch In progress 1.1k kudos

it's gonna be a slow burn my lads · pesterlogs · the original characters are more because of the setting · updating more slowly at the moment but i'll get there· +3 more

Homestuck

Who The Fuck Writes A Ten-Page Rant?????

by Bronzeflower

Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing, which prompts Dave to make a video reviewing the rant.Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming

Teen 95k words 23 / ? ch In progress 812 kudos

Aged-Up Character(s) · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session · Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions· +19 more

Homestuck

Hard To Stay And Watch

by LandOfMistAndSecrets

I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

Teen 7.5k words 1 ch Complete 771 kudos

Meteorstuck · Insecure Nerds · Established Relationship · TFW your alien bf is being insufferable but also cute at the same time· +1 more

Homestuck

Self Sabotage And Other

by LandOfMistAndSecrets

Ok so everyone knows Dave and Dirk had a long amazing talk that presumably ended with Dave asking him for advice on the Being Not Straight stuff. My problem is, Dave also spent three years with his gloriously gay twin sister on a fucking space rock while he was right in the middle of coming to terms with all this stuff. So I wrote this mostly to reconcile the gap I think exists there, with a bunch of other Dave centric stuff thrown in with it.

Teen 11k words 1 ch Complete 634 kudos

Angst with a Happy Ending · Emotional Hurt/Comfort · Internalized Homophobia · Incest Mention (No Actual Incest)· +4 more

Homestuck

Songs Made on the Meteor

by apocalypticTaco

Once the train of aimless tree blabber has left the station, you remember why you agreed to meet up in the first place. Leaning forward to sit up properly, you turn to Dave.“So,” you say, “what did you want to show me?”“Oh! Yeah, I forgot about that, sorry. The topic just fucking strayed from me like some kind of toddler seeing a candy store and waddling away from mom. Chubby little bastard gets me this time. Here.” He plops out one of those music tables onto his lap, and motions for you to come closer.-(It's music, and along the way they fall in love.)

Teen 28k words 6 ch Complete 561 kudos

Fluff · Music · Illustrated · Meteorstuck· +7 more

Homestuck

Nothing Risked, Nothing Lost

by spasmodicIntrigue

Try as he might, Dave remembered nothing from the first four years of his life.  There were three signs of imminent upheaval. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit dropped dead. The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. Not the war between Prospit and Derse, not the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, not the failings of some dumb monarchs. He was a nobody. Not like Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure why she wanted them to go to Derse, but he followed her, anyway. Like he always did.

Teen 187k words 39 / ? ch In progress 481 kudos

(tip: romance isn't the focus so the pairings don't come until later in the story) · Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Alternate Universe - Derse/Prospit Royalty · Alternate Universe - Modern Fantasy· +17 more

Homestuck

say it back

by ectobaby

Across the room, Dirk Strider stares you down. You get the feeling, if he weren’t wearing his dumb triangle shades, the two of you would be making some seriously intense and uncomfortable eye contact. It’s nearly impossible to look away. He’s posted against the wall, nursing a can of orange soda, not talking to anyone. Just like you. Except you’re drinking hooch, not gross Fanta. (Or, John Egbert is clueless and Dirk Strider doesn't have a clue.)

Teen 19k words 7 ch Complete 466 kudos

ASL · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Depression · Everyone is a Little Bit of an Asshole· +10 more

Homestuck

Choosing Insanity

by SomeoneIMayOrMayNotBe

Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.(Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

Teen 66k words 48 / ? ch In progress 427 kudos

Albinism · Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions · Awkward Dates· +33 more