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and they were Roommates

by AesoupCarl (soupedar)

“Well? Are you gonna fuckin’ kill it or not??” Norton has a pot on his head, Aesop is using hairspray as a weapon of chemical warfare, Eli Clark's bathrobe is magnificent, and Naib doesn't know why Norton won't stop using the voice-to-text function on his phone. If they want to continue being roommates, they're going to have to figure out how to win the battle against the bug in their kitchen.

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