Varney the Vampire
Half Mad With Lumpiness, Or, A Great Hero Awakened
by James_Wake
"Hurrah!" cried a great lumpy-looking fellow, who seemed half mad with the prospect of a disturbance.- Varney the Vampire, or, The Feast of Blood: Ch. 39This is the story of a great lumpy-looking fellow, and how he came to be the hero that this story needed.