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Summary
There's a cute girl in your house right now. Except you thought she was an intruder. So you grabbed your old softball bat if worse came to worst.And that's how your mom comes home to find you holding a bat to the (very cute and currently terrified) dogsitter they apparently hired while you were away at college.
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