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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Exit Stage Left

by Clell65619

ao3:1035693 · 1,846 words

Teen Gen

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Summary

This story was inspired by another story, specifically http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-26452/Manchester+Like+Hell+He+Will.htm. It's a lot of fun, a deconstruction of the Harry gets a harem and none of the guys complain about it meme. But it inspired this one from me. The ending of 'Like Hell He Will' cracked me up, but then I couldn't get this idea out of my head. It's a similar set up, a prophecy offered that says Voldemort is toast and Harry will be getting all the women... but in this one Harry hears the prediction and realizes what it will mean...

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