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Summary
"Lister, last time I only failed by the *narrowest* of narrow margins.""You what? You walked in there, wrote 'I am a fish' four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted."
Rimmer attempts the astronavigation exam and fails in a spectacular manner.
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