Don't Need No Medicine

Drunk Namjoon is an experience. Usually, it's a good one. - "Hey, don't pick on Namjoon," Hoseok says, curling an arm around Namjoon's head and suffocating him affectionately, "he's sensitive!" "I'm not sensitive," Namjoon protests into Hoseok's armpit, and Hoseok just shushes him and pets his hair. "Joonie, the last time you got drunk you cried for half an hour because Jimin's hands are so small." Seokjin says, and Namjoon looks over at the dancer, who holds up his hands and raises an eyebrow. They are so small, and Namjoon frowns. "What if I'm not there? How is he meant to carry anything big- no, don't distract me! I'm fine." Namjoon says, holding up his own, far more reasonably sized hand and using to pry his way out of Hoseok's grip.