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"Dear Karkat, how do you type with unbridled rage issues?"

It was a time of desolation. Then one day, from the right side of the screen, came a man. A man with a plastic rectangle, held aloft by metal crab legs. Sometimes, when he is bored, he makes fun of people's emails. This is his story.

First Up: Karkat explains how he does the Bloody Thing, why he doesn't want to, and why you should never serve shiitake to Feferi unless you're prepared for the consequences.