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Summary
"AKA: Of Course Your Stupid Seatroll Boyfriend Misses the Ocean, What Are You, Blind?"
He’s smiled more at you in the past few hours than he has in months, and you’re made aware that yes, smiling is an expression he’s actually capable of, and it doesn’t pain him to contort his face into such unfamiliar shapes. He’s happy, laughing and carefree and happy in a way that you don’t think you’ve ever seen him, and for a moment you are horribly, irrationally jealous of the ocean. Then you realize the ocean is an inanimate object and probably not hellbent on stealing your boyfriend from you, and being jealous of inanimate objects is not cool or ironic in the slightest.
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