Barney Miller (TV)Thinner - Stephen King/Richard bachman
Barney Miller - Thinner
by TrekChik
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Summary
A Barney Miller/Stephen King’s “Thinner” mashup. I just. Wow. Same character, a gypsy curse, a green hickey that supposedly tracks the wearer (don’t ask, ISTFG), and an abrupt ending with no resolution whatsoever.
The 88 Magnum is a plot point in the movie “Johnny Dangerously.” If you haven’t seen it, shame on you. Go watch it.
That last monologue is a whole litany of quotes the real JMK (real initials, name changed) and I used to say in high school.
As always, spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.
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