All art is quite useless

After some silence, Éponine laughs a bit deliriously, "this is Hallmark shit, you are a Hallmark movie oh my god." Grantaire stares at her, face carefully blank."If you compare my poor decision making skills to a Hallmark movie one more time—""He's fake dating you, taking you to meet his parents, and it's during Christmas!" her expression holds nothing but joy and Grantaire really wishes he had that shoe to throw at her again. "And it has, like, secret identity shit! Oh my god I'm actually gonna cry. Jehan's gonna write a poem about you two." - Au in which Grantaire is a famous dancer YouTuber who has never shown his face on his channelAlso there’s fake dating involved