Life, Death, and a Few Too Many Ritual Sacrifices

Violet cleared her throat, looking up from David Copperwing with a bland expression. "You two are denser than neutron stars, you know that?"Webby hesitated. "Do friends... not do that?""I'm the last person to ask about what friends do or don't do, but I've read enough fanfiction to know about this sort of thing." The hummingbird let the book fall onto her lap, gesturing to both of them. "Gay, meet fellow gay. Crushes are very much in effect. Flower crowns and blushing is happening. Commence wooing."Lena burst out laughing. "You're so smooth, Vi."