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Summary
If it hadn’t been for the fact they had the same oncologist, Kira would think their new roommate was a vampire.
And okay, sure, maybe being a cancer survivor didn’t automatically mean you couldn’t be a vampire too, but why wait until your tumor was gone to become immortal? Personally, Kira thought Gerry seemed like the kind of person who would be more concerned with keeping his long hair than being cancer-free.
Basil thinks he's just mafia.
Or: you either die a cursed book, or you live long enough to become someone's weird cryptid roommate
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