The Bard Life is a Hard Life

“Listen, you dumbass twink, just ask him out or shut the hell up about him already!”“I can’t do either because I am a fool and a coward,” Jaskier admitted, kicking a rock with the tip of his shoe as they moved from the concrete onto the grass of the Quad.  “What I wouldn’t give to run my hair through those long white locks. I just wanna know if it’s natural.”“There’s no way in hell,” Yen asserted.“I have an idea about how to solve this issue,” Triss interrupted. “Maybe we could invite him to play for a night. Probably two weeks from now? I could roll up a character for him no problem.”or Jaskier has a big gay crush on the quiet guy in his Linguistics class and his friends decide that a D&D campaign would be the perfect way to get them together.