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Summary
A parallel fic to Just a Cup of Coffee, from Dave's POV.
So. The funny girl you’ve had a crush on for the past 11 years just got asked out by the troll douche you hate. You remember him, right? The one she’s had a crush on for as long as you’ve had a crush on her? Nice going Dave, really savvy with the ladies there. Guess all that swag went to good work.
Sometimes Dave wondered if it was strange all his internal monologues were in Bro’s voice. But he didn’t have time to worry about it when his internal poker face of level forty six was being threatened by a wave of self depreciation and regret.
And Striders did not have major mental breakdowns. Especially not in public.
Dave needed something calming, something to take the edge off. A universal constant that relieved all stress by law.
He needed coffee. Stat.
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