Listen now? Hear it read aloud. Three minutes free.
Hear it read aloud
Start with a free three-minute preview, or get the whole audiobook now.
Sign in with your email [To prevent AI Labs from scraping this data]
Start reading Download EPUB
5 KB, works in Apple Books, Google Play Books, KOReader and most e-readers. Sign in for faster downloads.
Summary
Shamelessly influenced by my current status of unpacking so many boxes and a prompt on tumblr "help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”"
Contents 1 chapter
Loading the contents…