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Summary
Okay so here are the Snow Queen's massive crimes:
1: Kill a kidnapper preying on small girls
2: Scare a dude who was actively trying to molest her
3: Accidentally kill her sister
How do you leap from "accidental death" to IMMA KILL EVERYONE BYE HANS.
20 years sitting in a cramped urn? I would get fairly murderous. Probably wasn't wi-fi in there.
This fic asks the important question: what if the urn had wi-fi?
Alternate Universe. Crack. Throwing shade.
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