When the stars threw down their spears

AKA Please let my sister be a Mary SueI'm your typical nerdy guy--fine, fanboy, who got chosen by Minerva to save the world (or at least change it, given that Cloud's still here and better adjusted than I am). The thing is, apart from my near-encyclopedic knowledge of FFVII, I'm terrible at my job, even with special powers (as you probably expected—I mean, I'm not Protagonist material).Throw in the fact that my parents named me Verde, and honestly, I was pretty much doomed from birth. Because guess what naming scheme that fits to?Rosso, Shelke, Azul, Weiss, Nero, Argento.Yeah, I was hoping that Deepground didn't exist too. Sadly, no such luck. And now I have to figure out how to save the world while trapped in the closest thing you can get to hell.Help.My only hope is my sister, who is studying Mako-molecular-biology or some other suspiciously plot-relevant subject, so (I can't believe I'm making this wish)...pleaseletmysisterbeaMarySue,pleaseletherbeaMarySue