Get a Hobby, Asshole

Look here, Mustang. I know you’re busy with the current mission in Ishval and all, fine with me, but if I have to hear another letter from the team that you’re pushing yourself I’m going to have to come back over there to kick your sorry ass myself. You’re incapacitated and the Ishvalans don't need you being a stubborn asshole about it. Don’t be the type of person who worries people; just get a hobby for once. Cut some vegetables. Write some sappy poetry. I don’t care what weird stuff you do, just don’t worry the captain. Here are some recipes I’ve written for you. Make a good piece of banana bread for me when I come see you. Just stop making things difficult.-Edward Elric-Cooking never intended to be a part of Roy Mustang's plan to restore the Ishvalan Holy Land. It was a small detail in an ocean of progress, something to occupy him until he could get back to work, but maybe this was just what he and the captain needed?