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Summary
Bert scratches idly at an unidentifiable stain on her t-shirt. It flakes off under her nails, and she lifts her hand to her mouth like she's seriously considering licking it. Quinn wonders vaguely if she should intervene, then decides against it. Bert's going to have to learn somehow. In which Quinn is ready to murder the next person who so much as thinks the word "married" in conjunction with her and Bert, and Warped '04 is almost definitely the human race's low point in terms of standards of personal hygiene. Written for the moldypitsandall dirty bandom challenge @ livejournal.
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