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Summary
John McClane is a hero. The kind of guy that runs into burning buildings to save children and puppies, or dangles from the runners of a helicopter a hundred feet off the ground to stop the bad guys, and Matt only wishes he was making any of this shit up. But Matt himself is not a hero, he's just a skinny guy whose claim to fame among his peers is that he holds the current record in Super Mario Kart, and in this case he's determined to be the voice of reason.
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