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Summary
In which Bob meets Harry, Harry meets Toot-toot, and John Marcone gets a very small cameo.
“Oh, no you didn’t!” The little purple bit of fluff screamed up at me in a tiny, tinny voice. “I’ll plant potatoes in your ears for that! Potatoes, right in your ears! You’ll have vines trailing down to your ankles, you big, dumb human! I’ll curse you with maggots and fleas! As soon as I get out of here you are going to suffer the wrath of Toot! Cower in fear, vile dog!”
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