Anime Bullshit

Ok, so he's seen alola (or will have, his timeline is just, like, super confusing, can he just ignore the whole chronological order thing?) and apparently z-moves are a thing, which, like -okay, sure. Whatever.And he's a little (ok, a lot) weirded out, and that itself should be an indicator of the amount of general fuckup-edness that he finds himself in, because adults routinely decide to give animals with genetic mutations and literal dragons to ten year olds.But to be fair, he was kind of dealing with a more pressing issue at the time, so forgive him for not freaking out maybe as much as he should have.But seriously?Mega-evolution?What type of bullshit is this?Or;Exactly what it says on the tin.