in which an entire university faculty becomes far too involved in Pankratz and Vengerberg's love life

“I don’t believe it,” Jack said.“Why not?” Serena said. “It’s as likely as anything else about the two of those. Personally, I think they’re going to get together before the end of the year.”The entire room filled with chuckles.“The two of those?” Estelle asked. “No way. I bet they have some history making them act this way, that it stands between the two of them ever getting along like that.”Serena smiled. “Care to make that bet official?”After that, everyone in the history department made sure to pay extra attention to the two of them. Any piece of information was considered valuable, and hoarded as if it was gold.Or, the AU in which everyone is immortal and Jaskier and Yennefer go back to college for shits and giggles, and the professors in the history department are very, very confused.