the curtains in my bedroom suck, and other early morning thoughts

It's been years since Childe awakened Osial and attacked Liyue, since he was a harbinger for the Tsarítsa. After finally giving up his position and settling down, he would've thought that his days of adventure and danger were over. Unfortunately, after getting mysteriously kidnapped, he learns that old habits tend to die hard.-----aka the fic where Guizhong and Childe meet. His bedroom curtains become a strangely focal plot point.