BatFam to BatClan, haha, get it?

Short story in which the Batfamily is turned into cats and transported into the Warrior Cats universe, and, to his family's amusement and Damian's horror, they have to rely on Damian's knowledge of the Warriors series to get them through not being mauled by the fighty-murder-cult cats who have been through, well, as much drama, bloodshed and confusing plots as the Batfamily has. Damian would really appreciate it if his family started taking this a little more seriously, and stop talking about toe beans and whittle whiskers and pink noses when they weren't teasing him for reading kids' books about cats. Perhaps they'd realize that this series isn't as kid-friendly as they realize, and that there's a reason Damian secretly likes the books so much despite his outward protests against them.Note that this was written before Light in the Mist + Starless Clan came out, so it takes place more in a limbo area after the book, The Place of No Stars.Excerpt“This even more idiotic imbecile-” Sue him, he was getting a antsy and was taking it out on Drake. “-is-” And Todd had taken the name Damian planned on giving Drake. “-Duck.” The satisfaction he felt as Drake’s face fell was immeasurable.“It was one time!”