Biscuits Eats A Banana

Biscuits stared down the rhizomous fruit-thing on his kitchen table like it owed his money. Him money, rather. Like it owed him money, which, in a past life, it might have - not that Biscuits believed in reincarnation, particularly into bananas, but it wasn't exactly off the table, now was it? No, it was actually very much on the table, both the possibility that the banana's spirit owed him money in a past life, and the banana itself, which was physically located on the table in front of him, while he was located not on the table but under it, partially, with his upper half above it, and lower half sitting in a chair. As one did.154/365