tommyinnit and the weird, weird man that is wilbur soot

“What the fuck is your deal with anteaters anyway? It’s a cool-looking bastard, innit?”Tommy felt like he was watching some weird, slow-motion transformation. Wilbur, who had been staring at the living room floor like it killed his parents - is that insensitive? Shit, it probably is, fuck- turned to look at Tommy with a kind of indescribable rage in his eyes. Tommy was actually pretty sure that his eyelid started twitching.“What is wrong with anteaters you ask? You look me in the eyes and ask, “Oh, Wilbur, what is wrong with anteaters? There’s nothing wrong with anteaters, Wilbur, why would you think that?”" The man was fuming. It was actually pretty funny. “Well, Tommy, let me tell you what’s wrong with anteaters.”- or, the day wilbur found his family-or author wants to post this before summer holidays and therefore ya'll get an overused joke as half of the fic