albedo you’re lookin kinda fine :biteslip:

Really, the story writes itself.Xiao, foolish, gentle Xiao, falls in love with a man made of chalk.Truly, the adepti of Liyue have the strangest tastes. Perhaps it originated from Cloud Retainer, who once spoke of a sentient geovishap as a lover. Perhaps it was Rex Lapis himself, who once loved the god of tidal seas as only a friend despite the countless courting gifts the other would send.Really, it was no wonder that Xiao fell in love with the one someday destined to destroy Mondstadt, the adepti have the strangest tastes. this is a crackfic in every meaning of the word, do not take ANYTHING from the beginning or summary seriously because I literally got so off track that it ended up being an insomnia fueled shitpost