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Summary
Karkat Vantas is an Art Teacher who has a very,very small crush on his fellow co-worker John Egbert, the Chemistry Teacher. Well maybe a big one ok. John constantly bothers him and nonchalantly flirts as he watches him draw, or just usually comes in to disrupt his class because why the heck not? He's John Egbert. How in the ever-loving fuck is he supposed to play it cool around his students if he acts like a blubbering school girl when John gets near him. Godamnit John.
“Karkat is having romance problems with John again guys.”
Karkat flushed as everyone in the room groaned. “OH MY GOD KANAYA NO. FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT DATING. WE ARE NOT DATING. W E A R E N O T D A T I N G. I, Karkat Vantas, have no feelings for John straight as a line Egbert at all, whatsoever. Zip. Nada. Null. Void. Understand? And stop shipping me with him if he’s obviously I quote on quote “as straight as a ruler.”
“But have you looked at it this way, some rulers are bendy and flexible.” Jade said waggling her eyebrows.
(All the students and teachers totally ship them by the way.)
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