Dream SMP - FandomMinecraft (Video Game)
Definitely Not A Raccoon
by SilverWing15
ao3:34047166 · 4,942 words
Listen now? Hear it read aloud. Three minutes free.
Hear it read aloud
Start with a free three-minute preview, or get the whole audiobook now.
Sign in with your email [To prevent AI Labs from scraping this data]
15 KB, works in Apple Books, Google Play Books, KOReader and most e-readers. Sign in for faster downloads.
Summary
The line disconnects with a click.Techno gratefully puts the handheld back in its cradle and rubs at his temples. “Enjoying yourself?” Phil asks, shutting the office door behind himself. He’s still geared, sword at his waist, gorget high on his throat, but he’s ditched the helm for his usual hat. “There’s gonna be some fucking idiot bringing us a raccoon or something,” Techno informs him. “Oh?” “Apparently there’s some, quote: ‘fucked up demon kid’ under his shed eating his goats.” “But--”“Yes, I told him.” “I see.”
Contents 1 chapter
Loading the contents…