The Sugar Bagel Bandit
by awesomesockes, whumphoarder
ao3:34899994 · 2,674 words
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Summary
There’s an absurdly fat pigeon standing in front of a green dumpster, aggressively pecking at a sad chunk of poppy seed bagel.That’s what Jake knows for sure. Everything else is a little fuzzy.--Or, disoriented and bleeding from a head wound, with no memory of how he ended up in his current situation, Jake attempts to call for help. It goes about as well as you’d think.
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