i saw your brother in the hall (his ghost is living in the walls)

Wilbur's first few weeks in university go wonderfully. His work is easy, his friends are funny, and the alcohol is sweet. His professor assigns a group project, and by a terrible stroke of luck, he's paired with two of the most annoying bitches in the entire university. A third was not counted for. (or, Wilbur, Phil, and Techno get stuck together for a group project; it's shitty until it's not)