In Flagrante Delicto

Aziraphale has printed cards and distributed them around town. "Private and Discrete". This is one of Aziraphale's side hustles that he's convinced Crowley to join. Aziraphale did it for the thrill and Crowley was doing it because he had nothing better to do. But one month has passed and they'd yet to receive a call. Then one stormy evening the phone rings.Aziraphale was practically vibrating with excitement. He reviewed his notes, well the ones he could read, and hoped very much that he would need the fingerprint set, or the lock picks.