How to successfully stop a tall bitch from being a bitch

Remus wasn’t really short. At least, not by normal people’s standards. He was an imposing 5’5” and carried himself in a way that most certainly gave him a few extra inches. Or kept people a few extra inches away from him, same difference. So of course he was dating the modern-day Robert Wadlow. Well not really. Logan wasn’t 9 feet tall. Which was a good thing, the world’s tallest people all died in their 20’s. Remus would be fucking sad if Logan died. No, his boyfriend was 6’7”. More than a foot taller than Remus. The difference was fun sometimes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But not when Remus was staying over at Logan’s. The entire goddamn house was built for people three times his size.