Roommate for Sale! (please take him I can’t keep saving his bitchass from life or death situations)

["You're literally standing in front of my room you fucking moron." The blonde deadpans, gesturing to the door behind Wilbur.Wilbur freezes."But this is my room."The blonde's face twists into a scowl as he checks the number on his paper again. Wilbur does the same, desperately hoping it isn't true-Wilbur hardly noticed the freshman looking over his shoulder, comparing the two papers with him."Oh." He says simply, glancing between the dorm and Wilbur and facing him with a cheeky grin, "Looks like we're roommates."] IN WHICHTommy annoys the everliving fuck out of his roommate whilst trying to figure out who is murdering all of his friends on the college campus [DISCONTINUED AS OF JUNE 30th]