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Summary
Now, the part of your brain that is still somewhat functional is telling you that there are four possible scenarios here:
1. Your girlfriend’s apartment is being robbed.
2. Your girlfriend’s apartment is being robbed by someone with a very short attention span.
3. Your girlfriend’s apartment is being robbed by a robber who is very bad at robbing but very good at Mario Kart.
4. Lord help us all. Your girlfriend is being robbed by a gamer.
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