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Summary
“Eli Moskowitz.” Demetri lifts cupped hands, presenting the little circle of twigs like it’s a sacred relic. “Would you do me the honor of taking this unidentified piece of desert flora and marrying me, even with Carreterra 15D Santa-Ana-to-Hermosillo as our only witness?”
“Is that—is that a piece of a tumbleweed?”“No, weren’t you listening to anything I just said? It’s your engagement ring.”Eli scoffs, although his blue eyes are gleaming with almost unrestrained delight. “You are cheap as fuck, Demetri Alexopoulos. A bunch of twigs? You could at least propose to me with a weird-looking piece of cactus or something.”An urgent quest to save your best friend from certain unknowable doom doesn't have to be ALL blood, sweat, and tears. (AKA The chapter where I let Eli and Demetri take a break from worrying about Miguel and do some Goofy Dumb Shit!)
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