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Summary
About an hour before the final bell is supposed to ring the air vents groan out an odd gurgling, constipated noise. At the front the teacher pauses mid-sentence, mouth still open and left eye nervously twitching. Next to you Sollux checks his watch, gives a start and promptly snatches up his text book to hold it above his head like a impromptu roof. You follow suit —barely in time for the vents to barf out a truly outrageous amount of glitter. Heart shaped glitter, which spews into the room, billowing through the air and promptly covering everything in an eye watering layer of aggressively rufescent sparkles. Classy.
Valentine's day is the perfect day for pranking. Really, it is!
(Karkat is not amused. Lucky for John he looks cute in that dress)
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