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Summary
Like Perez Hilton: Glorious Captain Smek was seen on the tiny arm of a nearby boyboygirl at his birthday party, and apparently his old boyboy-toy was NOT pleased about it. We hear that quite a messy fight went down at Captain Smek's bash. Unfortunately, we couldn't understand any of it, because the whole thing sounded like drunken goats gargling werewolves! All I can say is that I wish WE had seven magnificent genders.
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